Your first time to Underthebed? Looking for a new site to see that will dazzle the imagination? See what the Underthebed dust bunnies have in store for you!
This house is not your grandma’s holey slipper. Welcome to the Nike House, the shiny new residence of Thornton Puff III. He has graciously opened up a section of his home to the public so that we may marvel at its many wonders.
A waft of new-shoe smell greets you as you approach the magnificent padded tongue door in patterned synthetic material. The home is spacious, a size 13 men’s shoe furnished with the latest insole. Neon yellow laces elegantly adorn the exterior roof with light reflective columns that spire toward the toe. The Nike House is also protected with superior tread to weather whatever the Over’s might drop. Free admission for tri-dusted bunnies.
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